RUSSIAN ROULETTE AND EVOLUTION

    Tragically in the news today was the story of a young man in Torrance, Mexifornia who thought it would be fun to play a game of Russian roulette. He lost his first time playing, but it was a win overall if his death is examined within the context of the state-established religion of evolution.

Why? Because if all that exists is just the result of happenstance, chance, random accidents and a meaningless series of other purposeless events, aborting one's self, as did the now deceased young man, makes perfect sense. In fact, if they were logically consistent, all adherents to that cult religion would abort themselves since their religion is implicit in the idea that their existence has no intrinsic purpose or meaning, and by aborting themselves they could give an expanded significance to the fascist euphemism of "Choice". Also, they could reduce their evil carbon foot print; thereby, advancing the cause of the other state-established religion of Gore-Bull warming.