**COMING SOON TO A SCHOOL NEAR YOU

    As of today, the following Muslim terrorist attack is fictional. Unfortunately, thanks to the constitution-contemptuous, traitorous and tyrannical, political correctness-obsessed DemonCrap & RepugnantPuke ruling duopoly and their Muslim-butt-kissing proclivity for pandering to infidel-phobic/hating Muslim savages, this scenario, or some variation of it, will eventually move from the realm fiction to shocking reality:

    Orthodox Muslims Achmed, Zahid, Farhan, Mohammad, & Aaban, were all “students” from Islamic countries who had overstayed their VISA's, with the exception of Zahid who entered our country from across our porous southern border. They had just finished bantering about all the perverted things they were going to do with their postmortem entitlement of a virgin harem and now smirked upon seeing a “Gun-Free Zone” sign as they casually walked past it onto the campus of a local elementary school. The recess bell had just rang and little infidel kids poured out of the classrooms toward the playground.

    Months earlier, since they were operating on a small budget, they had decided to forego expensive black market, fully automatic REAL assault rifles, smuggled across our open Southern border, and instead they would use sawed-off, 12 gauge pump-action shotguns purchased at a discount from a local MS-13 gang of their fellow illegal alien foreign invaders. Once again, Zahid was the exception; he didn't like guns, insisting that “they're unsafe and incited violence,” so he decided he'd arm himself with his 1987 Buick Riviera.

    It was a short distance from the school gate to the school playground, and just as they reached it, Zhid crashed through the perimeter fence with his Buick, barreling over and instantly killing12 little infidel kids. Achmed, Farhan, Mohammad & Aaban watched the spectacle with wide grins as they shouted “Allah Akbar” and uncloaked their shotguns at a crowed of screaming children and defenseless teachers running toward them in an effort to escape Zahid's steamrolling Buick. 

    They had rehearsed their team, precision killing endlessly. Achmed and Farhan moved in one direction while Achmed pumped off 5 shots of double aught Buck shot dispatching 12 little infidels to Allah's “Hell” while Mohammad and Aaban moved in the other direction with Mohammad quickly jacking 5 shots of double aught Buck shot downing 10 little infidels. Mohammad and Aaban laughed and screeched “Allah Akbar!” when they saw one well-placed shot actually behead a little blond-haired girl of about 8 years of age. As soon as Achmed & Mohammad had emptied their shotguns, Farhan and Aaban would hand them a freshly loaded one while taking the empty one, with which they were tasked with immediately reloading for the next hand-off.

    Three and a half minutes into their virgin acquisition, Zahid had succeeded at ruthlessly crushing over 30 little kids and 3 teachers with his Buick, while the shotgun teams had killed well over 60 more, and no sirens could yet be heard from any approaching police.

    Meanwhile, at a local chapter of the billionaire Michael Bloomberg funded, astro-turf, Moms Demand Action For Gun Sense In American, Shannon Watts, a propagandist puppet of the powerful Criminal, Terrorist & Tyrant Empowerment Lobby (CTTEL), lectured some of her glaze-eyed, easily demagogued and manipulated winged-monkey minions on the effectiveness of Gun-Free Zones. She then followed-up with a hysteria-laced rant on the villainy of those who insist that Good Guys/Gals with guns are a deterrent to bad guys and  with guns [or Buicks?].