TAKE THE "IS IT TRUMP OR CRUZ?" QUIZ:

(1)  Name the candidate who IS the consummate establishment insider as evidenced by his crony-capitalist proclivities for buying influence from his fellow corrupto-crats in D.C..

(2)  Name the candidate who flip-flopped during a live debate from being against more HB1 VISASs to being in favor of more H1B VISA job stealing foreigners: 

(3)  Name the candidate who has enthusiastically embraced the establishment's vote-buying ethanol corporate welfare and promised to increase it.

(4) Name the candidate whose campaign manager, big-time, establishment insider lobbyist Paul Manafort said to RNC establishment kingpins in Hollywood Florida:

“When he’s out on the stage, when he’s talking about the kinds of things he’s talking about on the stump, he’s projecting an image that’s for that purpose,”

“You’ll start to see more depth of the person, the real person. You’ll see a real different way,”

“The part that he’s been playing is evolving into the part that now you’ve been expecting, but he wasn’t ready for, because he had first to complete the first phase. The negatives will come down. The image is going to change.”

(5)  Name the candidate who told his leftist DemonCrap friends at the New Your Times editorial board that he's just spewing B.S. to his “useful idiots” about building a wall and deporting all the illegal alien foreign invaders already here. Hint: it's the same candidate who refuses to authorize the NYT to release the transcripts and audio of this meeting, which if the candidate isn't lying to his supporters, would refute the leaks from the NYT staff regarding his two-faced lying.

(6)  Name the candidate candidate who thinks it's a “mistake” to dissallow mentally ill, penise-wielding sexual deviates from using women's restrooms with your wife, daughter, girlfriend or mother.

(7)  Name the candidate who wants to keep the unconstitutional "Mandate" to buy a product you may not want.

(8)  Name the candidate who wants to keep the establishment's vote-buying 74k+ page, incomprehensible tax code and the establishment's rights-trampling IRS-Gestapo.

(9)  Name the candidate who supports the federal government's unconstitutional confiscation of state lands and who stated that he wants the feds to keep that unlawfully seized land.

(10)  Name the candidate who is such a hypocrite that he has his suits manufactured in foreign countries.

(11)  Name the candidate who says Planned Baby Butchering "..does good things." and used that as justification for continuing to unconstitutionally force everyone help pay for their dismembering babies alive.

(12) Name the candidate who is such a intellectually vacuous coward that he won't debate one-on-one, such as what will be required when facing Shrillary Rotten Clitoris, instead preferring to have his imbecilic propensities cloaked among time distributed to 8 or more candidates.

(13) Name the candidate who is so classless, crude and boorish that he publicly brags about his adultery and publicly denigrates his former wife's breasts.

(14) Name the candidate who is so establishment-like in his constitution-illiteracy/contemptuousness that he views education, healthcare and housing as things in which the Federal government should meddling.

(15) Name the candidate who establishment CINO and war-on-conservatives waging former Speaker Of The House John Boehner asserted was his golfing and texting buddy when he declared Ted Cruz is "Lucifer in the flesh".

(16) Name the candidate who hypocritically made Wall-Street Insider Seven Munchin, a former Goldman Sachs and Soros employee, his campaign finance chairman after having denigrated Cruz's wife for having once worked for Goldman Sachs.

(16) Name the candidate who flip-flopped to support the unconstitutional and tyrannical minimum wage, and even increasing it, after most economists agree that it kills employment opportunities for young adults entering the work force and makes it harder for small start-up businesses to survive. 

SCORING:

If you answered, "Donald Trump" for each question, you're officially a voter who doesn't have your head buried up your own keester.