TAKE THE "IS IT TRUMP OR CRUZ?" QUIZ:

(1)  Name the candidate who IS the consummate establishment insider as evidenced by his crony-capitalist proclivities for buying influence from his fellow corrupto-crats in D.C..

(2)  Name the candidate who flip-flopped during a live debate from being against more HB1 VISASs to being in favor of more H1B VISA job stealing foreigners: 

(3)  Name the candidate who has enthusiastically embraced the establishment's vote-buying ethanol corporate welfare and promised to increase it.

(4) Name the candidate whose campaign manager, big-time, establishment insider lobbyist Paul Manafort said to RNC establishment kingpins in Hollywood Florida:

“When he’s out on the stage, when he’s talking about the kinds of things he’s talking about on the stump, he’s projecting an image that’s for that purpose,”

“You’ll start to see more depth of the person, the real person. You’ll see a real different way,”

“The part that he’s been playing is evolving into the part that now you’ve been expecting, but he wasn’t ready for, because he had first to complete the first phase. The negatives will come down. The image is going to change.”

(5)  Name the candidate who told his leftist DemonCrap friends at the New Your Times editorial board that he's just spewing B.S. to his “useful idiots” about building a wall and deporting all the illegal alien foreign invaders already here. Hint: it's the same candidate who refuses to authorize the NYT to release the transcripts and audio of this meeting, which if the candidate isn't lying to his supporters, would refute the leaks from the NYT staff regarding his two-faced lying.

(6)  Name the candidate candidate who thinks it's a “mistake” to dissallow mentally ill, penise-wielding sexual deviates from using women's restrooms with your wife, daughter, girlfriend or mother.

(7)  Name the candidate who wants to keep the unconstitutional "Mandate" to buy a product you may not want.

(8)  Name the candidate who wants to keep the establishment's vote-buying 74k+ page, incomprehensible tax code and the establishment's rights-trampling IRS-Gestapo.

(9)  Name the candidate who supports the federal government's unconstitutional confiscation of state lands and who stated that he wants the feds to keep that unlawfully seized land.

(10)  Name the candidate who is such a hypocrite that he has his suits manufactured in foreign countries.

(11)  Name the candidate who says Planned Baby Butchering "..does good things." and used that as justification for continuing to unconstitutionally force everyone help pay for their dismembering babies alive.

(12) Name the candidate who is such a intellectually vacuous coward that he won't debate one-on-one, such as what will be required when facing Shrillary Rotten Clitoris, instead preferring to have his imbecilic propensities cloaked among time distributed to 8 or more candidates.

(13) Name the candidate who is so classless, crude and boorish that he publicly brags about his adultery and publicly denigrates his former wife's breasts.

(14) Name the candidate who is so establishment-like in his constitution-illiteracy/contemptuousness that he views education, healthcare and housing as things in which the Federal government should meddling.

(15) Name the candidate who establishment CINO and war-on-conservatives waging former Speaker Of The House John Boehner asserted was his golfing and texting buddy when he declared Ted Cruz is "Lucifer in the flesh".

(16) Name the candidate who hypocritically made Wall-Street Insider Seven Munchin, a former Goldman Sachs and Soros employee, his campaign finance chairman after having denigrated Cruz's wife for having once worked for Goldman Sachs.

(16) Name the candidate who flip-flopped to support the unconstitutional and tyrannical minimum wage, and even increasing it, after most economists agree that it kills employment opportunities for young adults entering the work force and makes it harder for small start-up businesses to survive. 

SCORING:

If you answered, "Donald Trump" for each question, you're officially a voter who doesn't have your head buried up your own keester. 

OUR BANANA REPUBLIC'S TWO-TIER "JUSTICE" SYSTEM

Given our Banana Republic's two tier “justice system” with it's propensity for killing lower-tier

citizens, e.g. Robert Levoy Finicum, or throwing lower-tier, politically incorrect but constitution revering Americans in Jail, e.g. Kim Davis, there is little chance of the upper tier, politically-correct amoral, national security jeopardizing, spy-lives-gambling, war-on-women-rapist-enabling, ethics-devoid, power-obsessed, insidiously evil, habitually lying, putrefied, festering, infectious, pathogen-infested, walking bag of seething and sleazy maggot butt-pus like Shrillary Rotten Clitoris.ever being indicted by Barry's Soetoro's insidiously corrupt Justice Department.

Indeed, Shrillary will enjoy the same benign repercussions for her evil deeds as the IRS-Gestapo agent Lois Lerner, who is being rewarded with a lucrative government pension. Of course there are Barry's BATFE thugs who, along with Barry, remain unpunished after distributing guns to Mexican Drug Cartels. They too will not experience any jail-time but will also receive a great government pension. Then there are the lawless Sanctuary City politicians who are lauded as heroes and have been rewarded with bi-partisan funding from congress rather than the incarceration they so richly deserve here Barry's fundamentally transformed Banana Republic Of Amerika.

"CONSERVATIVE" ACCORDING TO TRUMP SUPPORTERS

WHAT IS A "CONSERVATIVE"?

Defined by the glazed-eyed support of Donald The-Debate-Coward Trump's cult worshipers a conservative is:

(1) Someone who supports the establishment's unconstitutional, corrupt, vote-buying ethanol subsidies and who pandered to farmer parasites by promising to increase the subsidies.

(2) Someone who supports keeping the establishment's IRS-Gestapo and the incomprehensible 74k+ page tax code that the corrupt establishment uses to finance their re-election campaigns and to buy votes from societal parasites.

(3) Someone who supports the unconstitutional, liberty-loathing "MANDATE"; wherein, corrupt politicians tell you what product you must buy.

(4) Someone who praises Planned Baby-butchering and who said, before he flip-flopped again, that we should be forced to unconstitutionally finance their insidiously evil enterprise.

(5) Someone who thinks all wisdom, truth and knowledge resides with the corrupticians in Washington D.C., so therefore those same corrupticians and their bureaucrat minions should retain their unconstitutional control of vast swaths of the land in Western states.

(6) Somone who flip-flopped to in favor of importing foreigners to take our jobs and did so during a live debate.

(7) Someone who was part of the establishment's crony-capitalist cabal, i.e. the buying influence part and thus a part of the corruption in Washington D.C.

(8) Someone who is a blatant hypocrite regarding the manufacturing of products in the U.S.A. as opposed to having those products manufactured overseas as evidenced by Trump's foreign-manufactured suits.

(9) Someone who will use what freedoms we have left as "throw-aways" as he Art Of The Deals with his fellow corrupticians in Washington, D.C., with whom he already has already bought a membership in their crony-capitalist cabal.

(10) Someone who never mentions re-constraining the Federal Government within the confines of it's authority as articulated in Article 1: Section 8 and the 10th Amendment of the Constitution.

(11) Someone who is so uncouth and boorish, that he openly bragged about his adulterous cheating with the wives of other men. One who misogynistically denigrates the appearance of women and who shamelessly smeared one of his past three wives by publicly complaining about her breasts.