GUARANTEED!!! LESBIAN SHRILLARY ROTTEN CLITORIS WILL BE OUR NEXT DICTATOR.

Shrillary Rotten Clitoris will be our first lesbian dictator. Here's why:

(1) Shrillary will never be indicted because we now live in a post-constitutional banana republic with a politicized two-tier "justice" system; one for commoners like Ed Snowden and the rest of us and another for ruling elites like Shrillary.

(2) Most of the primary states remaining are populated by leftist leaning, constitution-illiterate, intellectually vacuous CINO simpletons who will vote for Trump; thus, Cruz will never win a Convention Rule: 40, total of eight states.

(3) Even if Trump doesn't accumulate the 1,237 delegates to win the nomination on the 1st Ballot at the July RepugnantGoon convention, RNC authored Convention Rule 40 stipulates that only candidates that have won at least 8 states can be eligible for subsequent convention ballots; therefore, if the RNC doesn't dump Rule 40 Trump will be the only eligible post-1st Ballot candidate and the convention's nominee by default.

(4) With Trump as the nominee, the turn-out of REAL constitution-literate and revering conservatives will be similar to or worse than their turn-out in 2008 and 2012 for the neo-fascist CINOs McCain and Romney.

(5) Yes, "RNC can cheat and dump Rule 40, but if they do, Trump will probably go "3rd Party". If he doesn't, his CINO, constitution-illiterate/contemptuous and pissed cult followers will sit-out the November election. Either way Shrillary is guaranteed to be our next dictator.

In a nut shell, thanks To Trump, the other "conservative" candidates talked about closing the border, but thanks to Trump, and the idiot RepugnantGoon establishment whose habitual lying made him and inevitability, a November victory for the old bag of maggot butt-pus Shrillary Rotten Clitoris is certain. Of course, her election, and her subsequent issuance of countless constitution-contemptuous executive orders dictatorial edicts, including gun confiscations, will result in the secession of some conservative, constitution-revering, pro-2nd Amendment states and an all-out civil war.

Epilogue, 2/10/2018:
O.K., I'm eating crow in this one, but so were a  lot notable celebrity political pundits. So now we're lynching the country with an 8 foot rope (Trump) instead of a 6 foot rope (Shrillary Rotten Clitoris).